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'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Look, a bug!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Fly Fishing

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Sparkling Water

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Frog in the puddles.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Draw your own path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"