Legend Explorers T-Shirts

'Economically speaking, a few missing tourists wouldn't hurt.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Warrior Woman

Quantum Psychic

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

New around here?

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Bon Voyage

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"But wait, there's more."

Camp Wilderness.

Reptilian trauma.

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

"So, how were the first few bites?"

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

'Bursitis.'

A gawp of tourists