Legend Explorers Gifts

'Economically speaking, a few missing tourists wouldn't hurt.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Warrior Woman

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Quantum Psychic

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Conspiracy Theory Books

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

New around here?

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Bon Voyage

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"But wait, there's more."

Reptilian trauma.

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

Camp Wilderness.

Future COVID-19 Airline Meal Serivce

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'

"We were wondering if you could take the bodywork seminar elsewhere."

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

"So, how were the first few bites?"

'Bursitis.'

A gawp of tourists