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Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Transylvanian backpackers.

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Mummy Beggar

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"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Freia and her golden apples

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Centaur Sprinter

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"But wait, there's more."

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"We only have the Bible."

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

Heavenly Ships

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'