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Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Transylvanian backpackers.

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Mummy Beggar

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Freia and her golden apples

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Business witch

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"But wait, there's more."

Heavenly Ships

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"We only have the Bible."

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

Fire first discovered here B.C.

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"