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"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

Mummy Beggar

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

Freia and her golden apples

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Mummy Tourists

Painted into a corner.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'