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"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Wishing well

Yeti

Dragon

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

"Well yes, I'm an Arctic Wolf, but sorry, I've never come across Santa's workshop..."

'Sorry darling, my friends and I also looked Santa's Workshop when we were kids but never found it...'

'So today is meant to be the end!. . . '

The knight and the dragon again

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Here Darling, see what the tooth fairy will give you for granddad's false teeth.'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Phoenix

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

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Mummy Beggar

Nostradamus.