Future Legend Seekers Gifts

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Knight

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

Canute Does It Again

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

For services to Tourism. . .

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Phoenix

"So that's Ireland."

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'