Football Legend Seeker Gifts

Pele

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Kenny Dalglish

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

For services to Tourism. . .

"You've still got it Joao."

Phoenix

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Parsifal

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Muhammad Ali

Medusa as a younster (With snake eggs on head).

Maradona memorial.