Football Legend Gifts

Football Crazy strip two

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"You've still got it Joao."

Pete Sampras

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Kenny Dalglish

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Gareth Bale

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

FIFA 2006 head-butt affair

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

'I've been transferred again.'

'Do you have any books by writers?'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Maradona memorial.

Argonauts and football

Geese Attacking Footballers

Footballers - Jaap Staam

Pele 1940-2022

Superheroes.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

Lionel Messi

Wayne Rooney.

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

Arsene Wenger dusting off incoming transfers book.

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!