Football Legend Pillows

Football Crazy strip two

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"You've still got it Joao."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I've been transferred again.'

'Do you have any books by writers?'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

Maradona memorial.

Argonauts and football

GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bank Loans - Just Say No

Geese Attacking Footballers

Superheroes.

Pele 1940-2022

Diego Maradona, 1960-2020

'Well, I've just had a look at your loan application form, so if you'll just bear with me for a second, while I press this panic button.'

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

STRIP *The Fan * Cantona's jockstrap bought at auction

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'

'Boy, for a trust company, you're not very trusting!'

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him