Lover Of Football Legends Pillows

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Football Delivery

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"You've still got it Joao."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Maradona memorial.

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"

"Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after the Super Bowl?"

'Hey! Not fair!'

Pele 1940-2022

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'Swop shirts? Mine's not a shirt - it's a tattoo!'

'Ease up, Dwayne! It was a fumble, and he already feels bad enough! You don't have to rub his nose in it!'

Football Applause