Classic Nfl Lover Pillows

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop man! Where are you going? To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing. Are you a serious fan? Yeah, I've a sneezin' ticket holder for years! Isn't it early to go to the stadium? We nave a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs! Do you get nervous watching your team play? Yes, I'm very dense during the games! And before and aft

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

NFL's 50 Most Masterful Uses of the Clock

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Thoughts of Fall

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."