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"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

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"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'Those with a lot of Money.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

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Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Thoughts of Fall

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"