Athletic Legend Pillows

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Trojan Hurdler.

Bradley Wiggins

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Zdeno Chara

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"You've still got it Joao."

'I've been transferred again.'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Bernard Hinault

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

At the Old Bikers' Home

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Muhammad Ali

The Seven Second Workout

Runner with a kick-starter.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."