Athletic Legend Pillows

Gareth Bale

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Pete Sampras

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Trojan Hurdler.

Kenny Dalglish

Bradley Wiggins

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Chris Froome

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Zdeno Chara

"They'd sold out of #1's."

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

'I've been transferred again.'

Jozef Golonka

"You've still got it Joao."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Bernard Hinault

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

At the Old Bikers' Home

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Muhammad Ali

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Joachim Low

The Seven Second Workout

Runner with a kick-starter.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."