Future Sports Legend Pillows

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Exercising

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

Big Football

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I've been transferred again.'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

Boy holding football.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Muhammad Ali

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

Pelé