Future Baseball Legend Pillows

"What's more important to my success as a child, Dad - improving my batting skills or your dumb ol' window?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

Edvard Munch

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.