Future Mlb Star Pillows

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'You must be the boy who wants to be a stuntman.'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

"Winning isn't the only thing, Junior. It's how much money you can get in a pro contract."

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"