Baseball Superstar In The Making Pillows

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Future Wrestler

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Football Skills

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Rock n'roll.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '