Future Major Leaguer Pillows

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

Window in the Outfield.

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'