Past Sports Star Pillows

'See, dear? I told you it still fits!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'I've been transferred again.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Rugby golden oldies.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

(Retired) Jockeying for position.