Sports Star Pillows

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Spoiled footballer uses a red carpet to score.

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.