Sports Star Pillows

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"

Don't bug me about college! I'm doing all I can: good grades. Playing sports. Helped found Eco Club. What more can I possibly do? Acquire rich parents. Fast. College guide.

Spoiled footballer uses a red carpet to score.

"Quickly! Call the hair stylist!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Football

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

The Goalkeeper

Egyptian Football

Golf with a difference

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"