Sports Stars Pillows

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

The Goalkeeper

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Future Wrestler

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Football Planet

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Rugby Mad.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Edinson Cavani

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

The Last Jerseys.

What a team!

Harry Kewell

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Napoleon Wenger

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"