Sports Stars Gifts

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Future Wrestler

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Football Planet

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Rugby Mad.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

What a team!

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

The Last Jerseys.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal