Sports Superstar Gifts

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

Ashley Coles Antics in Bed Revealed.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer coach of the year.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Future Wrestler

Gareth Bale

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Lionel Messi

Goal

Professional football.

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

Harry Kewell

Napoleon Wenger

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...