Sporting Star Gifts

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

'How long until we get funding for the new gym?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Ice skater

Football

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The Goalkeeper

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Future Wrestler

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Football Planet

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I've been transferred again.'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

Edinson Cavani

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

What a team!

The Last Jerseys.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '