Sporting Star T-Shirts

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

'How long until we get funding for the new gym?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

Ice skater

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Children playing football.

The Goalkeeper

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Future Wrestler

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Football Planet

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

Edinson Cavani

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'I've been transferred again.'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

What a team!

The Last Jerseys.

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'