Star Athletes Gifts

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Running

Football

Ice skater

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The Goalkeeper

Children playing football.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Future Wrestler

Hero of the Beach?

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

Football Planet

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

The Last Jerseys.

What a team!

Edinson Cavani

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '