Track And Field Star Gifts

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Man running

A Little Long Jumper.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Here we go again...'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Future Wrestler

Leap Frog

High Jump

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'True - There is no 'I' in team. But there is in 'I don't need my crummy team.'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

'Let go of the pole!'

Small steps...

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

People liked running things past Michael.

The pole bolt

Linford Christie

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Track runner running out of track

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

A guy walks into a bar...

False starts.