Animal Track Star Gifts

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

Man running

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Snail Coach

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Your bone."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Elephant Tracks.

Small steps...

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

False starts.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Track runner running out of track

It's over the hurdle not under...

With and without a starter.

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

Sprinting speeding ticket

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Shooting in Ireland

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.