Animal Racer Enthusiast Gifts

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Chris Froome

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Snail Coach

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

The relay race

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

A number of runners run through police tape.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Think Basics.'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Bypass the Falls

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

10K Ambulance Chase

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

'What's he on?'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'My video screen just changed to the Daytona 500.'