Wild Race Enthusiast Gifts

"I think mine’s broken."

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Chris Froome

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

25¢ Ride the Pony

Roadkill Restaurant

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Worm Pranks

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Get ready ... Get set ...

The relay race