Wild Race Enthusiast Mugs

"I think mine’s broken."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"How's the salmon?"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Stress'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

'Well, I guess it's your father's fault for mounting that backboard on the barn in the first place. ... OK, one game...'

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

The relay race

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Worm Pranks