Wild Celebration Enthusiast Gifts

Spring Break!

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Let's Celebrate

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Jumping Man

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Westminster: The after-party

With Compliments

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

Party Time!

25¢ Ride the Pony

"On a positive note, Oscar finally got the drive to hit that ten thousand steps goal today."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Men. Women. Party Poopers.

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Final Exams Tip

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Worm Pranks

"Footballers do this when they score"