Wild Parties Gifts

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

Children's Parties

I could have danced all night!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

Beach Barbecue

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Beers

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Shaken not stirred

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Face painting by numbers.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed