Fun Parties Gifts

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Champagne

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Cardiac Recovery.

Bubbly

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I was almost that last year."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Face painting by numbers.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

celebrating a birth.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"