Fun Party Surprise Gifts

Cake Girl

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Cat at Surprise Party.

Crime Writer's Society.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

My Will Be Done.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

How to avoid a heart attack.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

"And do you have any other skills?"

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

Five Gold Rings

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Udder Horns.

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'It's a conversation piece.'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

'No wine for Jim, Krystal. He's afraid it might upsetting his stomach.'

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

"Ok... on the count of three, let's all jump out, shout "Surprise!" and then kill everyone."

Garden Centre - "...she thinks she's getting a mink coat!"