Fun Party Surprise Gifts

Cake Girl

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cat at Surprise Party.

Crime Writer's Society.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'

My Will Be Done.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Cow's Surprise Party.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

How to avoid a heart attack.

"Ok, doll! When you hear the last note of Happy Birthday, jump out of the cake and run like hell!"

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

PINATA SURPRISE!

'She doesn't know this is a surprise party... so, watch her expression when I tell her I used her eggs in the cake...'

Five Gold Rings

"And do you have any other skills?"

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Child with an eyeball in his mouth.

"What's the point of being filled with gifts if they can only be beaten out of you?"

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Surprise.

Udder Horns.

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

'No wine for Jim, Krystal. He's afraid it might upsetting his stomach.'

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

'It's a conversation piece.'

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

"Ok... on the count of three, let's all jump out, shout "Surprise!" and then kill everyone."