Family Parties Gifts

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Children's Parties

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Ahhh...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Cow Pinatas

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Cat Nip.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hi-yah!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"