House Party Gifts

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"Escape is within your grasp, if only you summon the courage to say 'excuse me'."

"I agree that Harry is loud and cliche. I'd ask him to leave...but this is his house!"

Crank it up, Dog.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Party games gone wrong...

Cotts Party-Pooper Scooper.

"I only smoke to be sociable..."

"Don't you hate it when the dip falls into the chips?"

"Why is it always me who had to collapse on the floor as a signal to leave? Just for once, why can't you do it?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Champagne

Cardiac Recovery.

Early photobombing

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I was almost that last year."

Join me in a Martini?

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred