House Party Host Gifts

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: house parties.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Wine Lady

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Join me in a Martini?

"Rump roast?"

Party time.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Barbecue

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

Mini Bar