Hosting Parties Gifts

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

Wine Lady

"The guests are waiting - how much longer on the wine?"

'The Cambells are having a bring your own dinner party.'

Party time.

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Barbecue

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

Donner party of six.

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"I picked a wine that goes well with cheese."

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I wish we hadn't invited them. They've not been burgled or mugged, and they have absolutely no conversation!"

Corkscrew

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

Two Gentlemen Dining and the Butler.

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Do you guys know how lucky you are to have a big house that's not too big?"

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"It's impressive – I've just never seen a wine cellar consisting only of boxed wine."

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.