Hosting An Event Or Party Gifts

"I'm sorry, we should have called you. We postponed the party."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Party time.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Horn of Leftovers

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Join me for dinner?

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'