Hosting An Event Or Party T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, we should have called you. We postponed the party."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Wine Lady

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Join me in a Martini?

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Canape?

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Horn of Leftovers

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'