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Uriah persists in hovering near us, at the dinner-party

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Wine Lady

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Barbecue

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'He's been shot!'