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Five Gold Rings

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Wine Lady

Join me in a Martini?

Party time.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Pinata Trophies

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Barbecue

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'He's been shot!'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."