Fun-loving Party Host T-Shirts

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Wine Lady

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Pinata Trophies

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Mini Bar

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Roller Coasters

'He's been shot!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Please Leave by 9

A Good Year.

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Hello, my name is Death'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'Notice the quintessential taste of Tuscany in this impressive little vintner we picked up on our last trip to Italy.'

"Fetus?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"At my birthday parties you call the shots, but out here you do as I say, soldier!"

"Harold is demonstrating his string theory!"

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.