Playful Host T-Shirts

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Pinata Trophies

Better Not Squash.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"More helium."

Sailor boy

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Roller Coasters

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Football Pudding

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Help yourself

Adult Magician

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'