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"'The Awakening: An Unauthorized Look at the Summer Vacation of Timmy Hofferman.'"

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Pinata Trophies

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Daughters at Bedtime

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"More helium."

Jeremy Clarkson.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Stephen Fry