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"'The Awakening: An Unauthorized Look at the Summer Vacation of Timmy Hofferman.'"

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Pinata Trophies

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Daughters at Bedtime

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Sailor boy

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

"More helium."