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'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

"This is what I learned during my summer at TED camp."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Presentation skills.

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'As you know, gentlemen, innovation at the point of sale accounts for our competitive edge.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"Let me give you the bullet points!"

'Your proposal's on my desk right now, though I have to admit, I've made some significant changes.'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

The Zen of Regulation

"You call this a presentation?! I knew I shouldn't work with children or animals!"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Team Spirit

'OK, it moved a little, but I can't do this all on my own. Teamwork, people. We all need to bounce at the same time.'