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"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Stephen Fry

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Reporter #6: television.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

Stephen Fry

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Stephen Fry.

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

The great Tea Bag Scam!

"Accepting for..."

'That concludes our broadcast.join us again tomorrow for the News at Ten and our pretty faces.'