Enthusiastic Presenters Gifts

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Reporter #6: television.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Presenter Auditions.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Here we mark our data points, but the real fun is connecting the dots!"

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'It's educational TV, Mom — the redheaded girl in the lime-green bikini has a teaching degree.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

Stephen Fry.

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

The great Tea Bag Scam!

"Accepting for..."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.