Tv Presenters Gifts

"I'm sorry, Mel, but we're letting all our anchormen go. Our viewers don't want anymore news."

Oprah calls it quits...

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Fishermen

Stephen Fry

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Reporter #6: television.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'